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RACIAL MISC

(16 gags)

1)
Did you hear about the homosexual Red Indian?
He was a brave sucker!

2)
What's long and hard that a Greek bride get's on her wedding night?
A new last name!

3)
What do you call a Greek tampon?
Abzorba the leak!

4)
How does every ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!

5)
What do you get when you cross a homo Eskimo with a nigger?
A snowblower that doesn't work!

6)
What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?
They vote!

7)
Have you heard of the worlds smallest books?
'Irish wit and wisdom'
'Jewish business ethics'
'Italian War heroes'
'Negroes I have met while yachting'

8)
How do you keep a German happy in his old age?
Tell him a joke when he is young!

9)
What do you get if you cross a Jew and a Mexican?
A janitor who thinks he owns the building!

10)
Did you hear about NASA sending up a Japanese astronaut?
The radio said that there was a little nip in the air.

11)
One day a czechoslovakian man went for an eye test when he felt his sight wasn't getting any better. He sat down in the opticians chair and was told to read the bottom line of the eye chart which read CYFHRGR.
"can you read this clearly?" asked the optician.
"Read it?" said the czech man, "I know the guy!"

12)
An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting in a bar one day talking about their families.
The Englishman said, "I have ten kids at home and if I have another one then I will have a full soccer team!"
"Well," said the American, "I have 15 kids at home and if I have another one I will have a football team!"
"But," said the Arab smiling, "I have 17 wives at home and if I have another one I will have a golf course!"

13)
What is the American dream?
A million blacks swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm!

14)
One day an Australian man arrives in London and after a few hours meets a woman who asks him back to her house for sex.
When they get there the Australian instantly starts dragging all the furniture to one side of the room.
"What the fuck are you doing?" asked the woman.
"Well," replied the Australian, "I have never slept with a woman before, and if you're anything like a kangaroo we are going to need as much room as possible!"

15)
A Chinese guy, an Italian and an Irishman arrived for their first day working on a construction site and reported to the foreman's office.
The foreman pointed to a huge pile of sand and said, "I want you three guys to make a huge dent in that sandpile there!"
The foreman then grabbed the Italian and said, "You are in charge of sweeping!"
"OK" said the Italian.
The foreman then grabbed the Irishman and said, "You are in charge of digging!"
"Righto!" said the Irishman.
The foreman then grabbed the Chinaman and said, "You are in charge of supplies!"
"I happy for this job!" replied the Chinaman.
The foreman then leaves the site and when he returned two hours later he found that the pile of sand hasn't been touched and the Italian and the Irishman are standing next to it doing nothing!
"Why the fuck havn't you touched any of that sand?" screamed the foreman.
The Italian stepped forward and said, "We both didn't have a broom or a shovel and you let the Chinaman be in charge of supplies, but he disappeared a couple of minutes after you left and we just can't find him!"
The foreman then stormed off in search of the Chinaman but after checking the entire site he couldn't find him.
Just as the foreman was about to give up looking the Chinaman suddenly popped his head out of the sand and shouted, "Supplies, I'm here!"

16)
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Phillop!