Morticom stupid emails we have recieved


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OUR SAD EMAILS

The following is a selection of emails we have received and have deemed fit to be included here. We find them all quite hilarious and hope you do too!
All names have been removed as these people have been upset enough!

 

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From : ########.com To : morticom@hotmail.com Subject : About Your Link Request Date : Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:04:54 -0700 Reply Reply All Forward Delete Put in Folder...InboxSent MessagesDraftsTrash Can Printer Friendly Version Hello, After looking over your website, our staff has decided to decline your link request. We feel that one or more of our requirements have not been met. Please look over our rules again to make sure that your site falls within those parameters. The item/items in question are as follows: 1) Did you even read the rules? If in the future you decide to change these items in question, then please re-submit your site and we will be happy to take a look again. Our site is owned , operated and administered by ########## Webmasters, Graphic Designers and Internet Marketing Experts. Due to this fact, our soul purpose is to create a portal of places that families can visit, that do not go against the Word Of God. We strive to make our site God friendly but sometimes in the process we offend those who do not know or understand His Word. Thank You and my God Bless All that you do. Thank You, Laura