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1)
General Hajianestis of Greece, who led his country during the 1921 war with
Turkey, often refused to get out of bed because he thought his legs were made
out of sugar and so brittle that they would collapse.
2)
General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana, from Mexico, arranged for his amputated
leg to be given a state funeral after he was wounded during a battle with
the French in 1838.
The leg was solemnly paraded through the streets of Mexico City to the accompaniment
of military bands and laid to rest in a national shrine.
3)
Napoleon Bonaparte was known as a fearless soldier but he was terrified of
cats.
4)
Adolf Hitler was known to be fascinated by hands. He had a collection of drawings
and paintings of the hands of famous people and he liked to show his guests
how closely his hands resembled those of Frederick the Great, one of his heroes.
Hitler's square moustache was also believed to be a tribute to the silent
movie star Charlie Chaplin, who was his favourite comedian.
5)
Ho Chi Minh, the North Vietnamese President once worked as a pastry assistant
in the kitchens of the Carlton Hotel in London.
6)
The wife of US President, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Eleanor Roosevelt, carried
a revolver.
7)
Alexander the Great once ordered his entire army to have their head and faces
shaved because he thought that the long hair and beards made it easy for the
enemy to grab and cut off his soldiers heads.
8)
William Hague, ex leader of the Conservative Party in England is colour blind.
9)
Napoleon drew his battle plans in a sandpit.
10)
Adolf Hitler was voted 'Man of the year' in the 1938 edition of Time magazine.
11)
Robespierre, the man who was responsible for sending thousands of people to
the guillotine during the French revolution was actually squeamish and couldn't
stand the sight of blood.
12)
US President John F. Kennedy could read 4 newspapers from the first to the
last page in 20 minutes.
13)
Chinese leader, Mao Tse-Tung never brushed his teeth, his reason being tigers
never brush their teeth either.
14)
US President Abraham Lincoln, was always convinced that he was illegitimate
and always defended people who were born outside marriage.
It was only after his death that it was discovered he was legitimate after
all.
15)
When US President, Lyndon B. Johnson was 15 years old he ran away from home
and didn't go back for two years.
16)
Joseph Stalin, the leader of Russia, had webbed toes on his left foot.
17)
Saddam Hussein once unsuccessfully attempted to sue a French magazine after
they branded him a cretin, monster and a pathetic simpleton. Later the same
magazine printed that the reason that Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait was because
his penis was too small.
18)
Viscount Palmerston, the Victorian Prime Minister of England, was once cited
as a correspondent at the age of 79.
19)
Napoleon I, of France, had various parts of his body removed and collected
after his death. His stomach ended up in a pepper pot and his shrivelled up
penis went on sale in a London auction house, but failed to reach it's reserve
price.
20)
President John F. Kennedy, of the USA, was buried without his brain. It had
been mislaid during the autopsy.
21)
In Germany, during Hitler's reign, all members of the SS had their blood types
tattooed on their armpits.
22)
Before World War Two there were 22 Hitler's listed in the New York phone book,
but none after.
23)
In Chicago, Illinois, USA, in 1861, the entire city was left without any police
officers after Mayor, John Wentworth, fired the entire police department.
24)
During a New Years Day gathering at the White House, President Theodore Roosevelt
shook hands with 8,513 people in one day.
25)
Although the US state of Ohio is listed as the 17th state it is technically
the 47th. Until the 7th August 1953, Congress had actually forgotten to vote
on a formal resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.
26)
Benjamin Franklin, one of the founding fathers of the USA, wanted the national
bird of America to be the turkey rather than the eagle. He always considered
the eagle to be a bird of bad moral character.
27)
Russia sold Alaska to the United States for just two cents an acre.
28)
US President William Howard Taft was so fat that he once got stuck in his
bathtub at the White House. He later ordered another one, large enough to
hold four people.
29)
US General Dwight D Eisenhower's parents were both pacifists.
30)
There are 17 miles of corridors in the Pentagon.
31)
US President Richard Nixon has received more votes than any other person in
US history.
32)
US President Lyndon B. Johnson's family all had the same initials, LBJ. His
wife was Lady Bird Johnson, his children were Linda Bird Johnson and Lucy
Baines Johnson and even his dog's name was Little Beagle Johnson.
33)
In 1928, Charles King, President of Liberia, won the general election by 600,000
votes although at that time there were only 15,000 registered voters.
34)
There were once three Presidents in Mexico in one day.
35)
In Ecuador a village once voted a foot deodorant as mayor of their village
after posters were put up around the town saying "Vote for any candidate,
but if you want well-being and hygiene, vote for Pulvapies!" Pulvapies
was the deodorant!
36)
The bunker where German dictator Adolf Hitler committed suicide is now a car
park.
37)
The government in Liechtenstein once held a referendum to decide where a public
toilet should be situated.
38)
Benito Mussolini, the Italian dictator, used to constantly touch his testicles
to ward off the evil eye.
39)
The dome of Monticello, once the home of US President Thomas Jefferson conceals
a billiard room. In Jefferson's day billiards were against the law in Virginia.
40)
Although US President, George Washington oversaw the building of The White
House, he never actually lived there.
41)
In Washington DC, USA, it is illegal to have a building taller than the Capitol
building.
42)
C.W. McCall, who had a hit with "Convoy" in 1976 went on to become
the Mayor of Ouray, Colorado.
43)
President Fidel Castro, of Cuba, was once voted the best schoolboy athlete
in 1944. He had a trial for the Washington Senators baseball team but was
turned down.
44)
British Prime Minister, Sir Alec Douglas-Home, once played first class cricket
for Middlesex.
45)
Adolf Hitler was a big fan of Sherlock Holmes. When the allied forces reached
his bunker in 1945 they found just two films, both of which were Sherlock
Holmes movies.
46)
German dictator Adolf Hitler was very strict when it came to family values.
During his years of power he stipulated that any female character in a German
film who broke up a marriage must die before the closing credits.
47)
US President Gerald Ford and US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger have both
appeared on the US soap "Dynasty".
48)
German Nazi Rudolf Hess was a huge fan of the US soap "Dynasty".
49)
US President Eisenhower detested cats so much that he ordered his groundsmen
to kill any that trespassed on his land.
50)
Alexander the Great, of Macedon, was placed in a big jar of honey when he
died, so that he would not rot. Honey is actually the only food that does
not spoil.
51)
Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, wife of US President Theodore Roosevelt ate chocolate
covered garlic balls every morning with her breakfast because her doctor told
her that this would improve her memory.
52)
British Prime Minister William Pitt the younger was in the habit of drinking
six bottles of port, two bottles of Madeira and a half bottle of claret everyday.
He would often appear in the House Of Commons drunk and would often disappear
behind the speakers chair in mid debate and throw up.
53)
Ten Percent of the Russian Government's income come's directly from the sale
of Vodka.
54)
British Prime Minister William Gladstone always used to fill his stoneware
hot water bottle with tea. He never usually got more than 4 hours sleep and
when he woke up the tea would be still warm enough to drink.
55)
Hitler's personal Mercedes-Benz car's were all so heavily armoured that they
could only do three miles to the gallon.
56)
In Bolivia, government election candidate, Carlos Bregara, received 34 severed
penis's through the post accompanied by notes saying "Your a prick, so
here's one to keep you company". Although most of the severed penis's
were animal, some were actually human.
It was not surprising when he withdrew from the election.
57)
After Russian President, Khruschev, visited the USA, he was so impressed by
the refrigerators there that he instructed the massive Sigma-Gaz works to
begin producing a Russian version of them.
The resulting SG1002 fridge used so much electricity however that no matter
where it was installed it would always blow a fuse.
Because the management at Sigma-Gaz were wary of telling anyone, these useless
monstrosities were made for years.
58)
In Iraq, in July 1997, Uday Hussein, the evil son of Saddam Hussein and leader
of the Iraqi Soccer Federation, ordered that the entire Iraqi National Team
be caned on their backs and their feet after they lost twice to Kazakhstan
resulting in Iraq failing to qualify for the 1998 World Cup.
59)
In Ecuador, President Abdala Bucaram was deposed by public demand after he
embezzled 28 million US dollars.
Upon being sacked, Bucaram immediately challenged his successor to a street
fight.
On a campaign trail he once jumped out of a helicopter dressed up as batman
and shouted, "I do whatever the hell I like!"
He now lives in Panama.
60)
Ex-President Saddam Hussein, of Iraq, once sued a magazine after they they
called him "A cretin, monster and pathetic simpleton!"
He has also been accused of being impotent "And cannot function as a
man!" which in the Arab world is humiliating.
61)
In Amsterdam, Holland, Mr. Gerrit Zalm, the country's Finance Minister, was
visiting the city's Stock Exchange to launch the new Euro currency when two
protestors suddenly appeared and threw pies all over him.
Although covered in crumbs and cream, Zalm carried on with his engagement
as though nothing had happened!
62)
US President Bill Clinton never knew his father.
63)
The father of British politician Gordon Brown, was a clergyman.
64)
Adolf Hitler had an unhealthy fixation with his mother.
65)
Of all the US presidents there have been not one of them has died in the month
of May.
66)
When Bill Clinton was studying at Oxford University in England it was another
man who was voted "The American most likely to succeed."
67)
During his lifetime British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill smoked about
300,000 cigars!
68)
Politicians Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell, French President Mitterrand, Lech
Walesa and Rudolph Giuliani were all given honorary knighthoods by the Queen
of England but not one of them can put the title "Sir" before their
names because they are not British citizens.
69)
British Prime Minister Tony Blair was made an honorary member of the Dennis
the Menace fan club.
70)
US President George Washington used to carry a portable sundial for telling
the time.
71)
Originally the British Tories were a band of Irish outlaws.
72)
The highest concentration of rats in the whole of London are beneath the Houses
of Parliament.
73)
US President Ronald Reagan first met his wife Nancy when she asked him to
remove her name from a list of communist sympathisers.
74)
Nicotine is named after the 16th century French Ambassador to Portugal who
brought tobacco back home with him.
75)
During the 1818 fourth of July US independence day celebrations the event
had to be temporarily cancelled when it was hit by a sudden unexpected snowstorm.
76)
US President Truman's mother-in-law lived with him and his wife for 33 years!
During that entire time they never got on together and she never tired of
telling him how much better the other candidates would have been at the job.
77)
US President George Washington owned his own slaves.
78)
Winston Churchill always slept with his dog on his bed.
79)
Muhatma Gandhi of India suffered terribly from constipation.
80)
US President George Washington grew marijuana on his plantation.
81)
US President George Washington refused a regular salary and instead worked
for expenses only when he was Commander in Chief of the the American forces
during the American War of Independence.
This made him a huge amount of money, totalling over $400,000 dollars!
When he was eventually offered the Presidency of the United States he volunteered
to work for expenses again but Congress had learnt it's lessons from the past
and insisted that he be given a fixed salary.
82)
US President Theodore Roosevelt was the first American to make an official
tour of the USA in a car.
83)
Italian dictator Benito Mussolini was once involved in a film featuring 19
papier mache elephants.
84)
Although Adolf Hitler banned Charlie Chaplin's film ' The Great Dictator'
he just could not resist getting his hands on an illegal copy and even watched
it twice.
85)
French President Charles De Gaulle was a firm believer in horoscopes after
he was told at an early age that he would become leader of his country.
86)
US Governor Pinchot was so angry when a dog killed his pet cat that he had
it sentenced to life imprisonment.
The dog served six years.
87)
The British Prime Minister, The Earl of Rosebery, resigned because the worry
of the job gave him terrible insomnia.
88)
Chinese leader Mao Tse-Tung once worked as a librarian.
89)
President Brezhnev of Russia was so fond of cars that US President Richard
Nixon gave him three as a gift.
90)
British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was born in a ladies cloakroom.
91)
In 1869 the Governor of Burgos, Spain, was stabbed to death in a cathedral,
during mass, by a group of priests!
92)
President Fidel Castro of Cuba was almost the victim of a bizarre C.I.A. plot
to make his beard fall out!
C.I.A. scientists developed a powder that, if applied to his shoes, would
have had the desired effect.
The plan didn't work though.
93)
President Mussolini of Italy was once expelled from school after he stabbed
a fellow pupil in the arse!
94)
US Senator Edward Kennedy was once suspended from Harvard College after he
was caught cheating during his exams.
95)
US President Thomas Jefferson was the inventor of the swivel chair.
96)
In British politics there is no upper age limit for MP's.
97)
Eva Peron (Evita) once had an affair with billionaire Aristotle Onassis.
98)
In a poll taken at the famous Madame Tussauds wax museum in London in 1972/1973
it was found that people hated the waxwork of US President Richard Nixon more
than Adolf Hitler.
99)
US President Jimmy Carter was once an honorary member of the Errol Flynn fan
club.
100)
British Prime Minister Winston Churchill suffered so badly from depression
that he would never stand at the edge of railway platforms just in case he
threw himself in front of a train.
101)
Oliver Cromwell abolished Christmas in 1649 and declared it to be a normal
working day. Anybody who was caught celebrating was arrested.
102)
US President Herbert Hoover and his wife both spoke fluent Chinese. He was
also the very first President to have a telephone in the White House.
103)
US President Calvin Coolidge always insisted that he be driven no faster than
16 miles per hour when he was a passenger in a car.
104)
US President Andrew Jackson once killed a man in a duel after his wife had
been insulted.
105)
US President Ulysses S. Grant was totally tone deaf. He once said "I
know only two tunes. One of them is Yankee Doodle and the other isn't!"
106)
US President George Washington used to wear false teeth that were made from
wood.
107)
US President James Garfield could write in Greek with one hand and in Latin
with the other hand at the same time.
108)
US President Jimmy Carter could read so quickly that when he was tested he
was found to have 95% comprehension at a reading rate of 2,000 words per minute.
109)
US President Ronald Reagan was the first President to have been divorced.
110)
US President George Bush Snr was nicknamed "Fatty Mcgee Mcgaw" by
his father when he was a chubby toddler.
111)
US President James Buchanan is the first and only bachelor to have become
President. He also suffered from a nervous twitch that would make his head
jerk quite often.
112)
US President Rutherford Hayes suffered from a weird phobia. The fear of going
insane.
113)
US President Theodore Roosevelt was a master of the martial art 'Jujitsu'.
114)
US President Calvin Coolidge was famous for being a man of little words.
Once at a dinner party a female guest told him that her father had bet her
she would not be able to get more than two words out of the President.
Calvin replied "You Lose!". These were the only words he spoke to
her.
115)
US President Richard Nixon is related to King Edward III of England.
116)
British politician Lord Dennis Healey served as a major during World War II
and was actually the beachmaster during the Anzio landings in Italy. Not only
was he mentioned in dispatches but he also received a military MBE.
117)
US President Bill Clinton's daughter Chelsea, was named after a song called
"Chelsea Morning".
118)
British Conservative M.P. Michael Portillo once appeared in a TV ad for Ribena
Fruit Juice when he was a child.