Welcome to the Morticom biography page. As you may well know by now we are dedicated to nothing less than the strange, funny, sexy, weird, supernatural and amazing world that we live in.

You may all notice that there are still a few pages that have no content yet. We are constantly updating on a regular basis and our aim is to be the largest and most comprehensive website offering more variety than any other.
This all takes time and we will eventually complete all the sections. We apologise for any inconvenience.

We have included all manner of jokes, stories, trivia, sexy celebrities, pictures and general information and although some images and writings may be quite graphic, these have not been included just on that one point alone. We are not a porn site, joke site or occult site although we do include many items related to them.

Our aim is the weird, strange, sexy and funny, and if any of the material included on our site does upset, disgust or anger some people then they should not be reading our pages.

We would like to thank the following who, without their assistance, this site would not be as weird as it is : Jimmy (Blackhead) Blundell, Dave (posh piercer) Hughes, John (Yankee Bastard) Galliano, Lisa Millward, Craig Sassenberg, Cute FTP, Daewoo, Phonicpro, Web-mania.com.
and everyone else that has had to listen to our shit over the last year.

Thanks everyone!

STAY WEIRD!